Losing to Exeter can cost you your job
0 commentsAfter a 3-1 home defeat against Exeter City, Conference side Cambridge United sacked both their Manager and Assistant Manager. Such was the disgust of the Chairman, it is believed he has also fired the tea lady, kit-man and punched a ball boy.
Stagecoach locates Exeter
0 commentsHapless bus company Stagecoach have hit new heights in wasting money by producing the Exeter City FC Travel Guide. The guide, described as "a pointless piece of shit" by many ECFC fans, provides information on how to get to Exeter from surrounding areas.
Tamworth jinx continues
0 commentsExeter City once again fell to defeat against shit Conference side Tamworth Town. Despite dominating the game and creating the better of the chances, Tamworth like in previous seasons ran away with the points.
Calamity Comes to Devon
0 commentsCalamity has arrived in Devon in the form of ex England goalie David ‘Calamity’ James. The 36 year old has brought a ex-council house in the town of Chudleigh. James, who recently joined Portsmouth FC, celebrated his new purchase by keeping a clean sheet against an ‘Abysmal’ Blackburn Rovers side.
Simiyu creams the cockles
0 commentsExeter United were restricted to a meagre 24-10 win over Exmouth "Cockles" last night. The Exeter team made up of Chiefs senior players and emerging reserves showed enthusiasm although often lacked cohesion.
Clyst St. Mary slump to defeat as wicket-keeper "Hoppy" dies
0 commentsA fine match between Clyst St. Mary and Newton St. Cyres was overshadowed by the death of Clyst St. Mary wicket-keeper Leonard "Hoppy" Hooper (59). He had been complaining of "flatular problems" during his below par innings, contributing a score of only 4 to Clyst St. Mary's total of 88-9.
City doing quite well
0 commentsExeter city manages a 1-0 win against Forest Green Rovers, whoever they are, and manages to make an impressive start to the season.