Local Sport

Grecian gets DualShock(tm)During the storms last monday night, Grecian the Lion was attacked by an errant bolt of lightning as he played on his PS2.

Petrol heads descend on Exeter ServicesBe warned. Tomorrow night the Exeter Moto Services will be host to the annual 'Big One' for modified car owners from around the region.

Scantily clad hookers - A missed opportunity?The news that a calendar is to be released showing semi-naked hookers unfortunately refers to the rugby type.

Fortress St James conquered by Power RangerExeter City fell to their first home defeat this weekend losing 2-1 to Stafford Rangers, with perhaps the biggest surprise not being that they were overturned in a mediocre showing but that they have remained unbeaten at home this long!

Ruby rides to Best Mate Beginners Chace victoryNatal ridden by Ruby Walsh (possibly the only bloke named after a precious stone, if Jade is actually is a female that is) gave the bookies an up and down day on Tuesday as he romped home at short odds of only 1-3!

ECFC to hire Croat molesIn an exclusive leak to ThisIsntExeter, an unnamed source has reported that Exeter City are to employ a crack team of Croatian moles in order to dig up some molehills on the pitch at St James Park in an attempt to put off opposition goalkeepers.

Pigeon killed in golf driving range mishapAt Clifton Hill Driving Range on Wednesday night, a pigeon was tragically (?) blown out of a tree where it was perching.

Council had pilfered silverWhilst cleaning out council offices, Babs Tolley, the Devon County Council’s Support Officer for Children and Young People’s Services found the long lost Exeter Schools Challenge Shield dating back to 1892.