Exeter City win league and cup double
0 commentsSavour the moment City fans – it may be the only time you see this headline! Congratulations to Exeter City Ladies Centre Of Excellence, who have won the Devon League Cup and Westward Development Devon Women's League Division Two title.
The ECFC management team are set to celebrate the ladies success by uncovering plans for some of the players to be sponsored by Hygeiabeauty.com, in an attempt to get them recruited into the men's first team. This type of shemale squad development was first piloted in Thailand, with many of the athletes happy to swap genders but with limited results in their events.
The major success of the project was the Thai Olympic Table Tennis team which benefited more off the court than on it – with improved (if somewhat unorthodox) ping-pong ball launching techniques. Furthermore, tests have been carried out in some shady East European countries looking to develop genderly abnormal weight lifters with the use of hermaphrodite monkey glands, however the struggle for these nations has been in attempting to ensure the female athletes remain above the competition levels of femininity, with prevalent beard growth and Barry White-esque voices leading to stringent IOC testing.
Local care homes may also be raided in the quest to replace the lost talents of Steve Flack, who often used to take up dangerous positions in the six yard box with all the mobility of a pensioner in a Lottery ticket queue - only to balloon an effort high and wide followed by a chorus of voices advising "MY GRAN COULDA SCORED FROM THERE!!!?".
Elderly local Nora Flatterly, 86, is being widely tipped to be given a trial with the club, as soon as her new hip is ready.
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