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Stagecoach locates Exeter

Hapless bus company Stagecoach have hit new heights in wasting money by producing the Exeter City FC Travel Guide. The guide, described as "a pointless piece of shit" by many ECFC fans, provides information on how to get to Exeter from surrounding areas.

It can only be assumed that Stagecoach believe that Exeter City fans do not know where Exeter is, and have therefore produced this "invaluable guide" to help Exeter City followers find Exeter.

This guide will be followed up by Stagecoach's Basic Italian Phrases for Italians, Swimming Lessons for Fish and How To Suck Eggs for Grandmothers. Ironically, no travel guide has been produced for Man United - even though most of their fans have no idea where Manchester is.