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Ronaldo to dive in Exeter?

05/12/06 - 0 comments

Narky new-born-giraffe-on-ice-skates-legged winger Christiano Ronaldo has been issued a special invitation to compete in the 15 metre Spring Board Diving Tournament to be held in at an undisclosed location in Exeter early next year.

It is anticipated that Alex Ferguson who has vehemently supported Ronaldo’s diving antics will be a motivation behind Ronaldo’s participation.

In 2001 Jaap Stam was suspiciously shipped off to Lazio after revealing in his auto-biography that Fergie had encouraged his players not to unnecessarily stay on their feet.

No player has taken that advice more to heart than the slimy Ronaldo who due to his overuse of the step-over has also received offers as a can-can dancer.

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