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Scantily clad hookers - A missed opportunity?

The news that a calendar is to be released showing semi-naked hookers unfortunately refers to the rugby type.

The calendar showing various poses by the Exeter Chiefs is to raise money for charity and without wishing to typecast the calendar buying public of Exeter, it has to be said a collection of pictures showing scantily clad streetwalkers would produce significantly higher profits - the walls of just about every garage (and firestation - Ed) in the area are proof of that!

I am aware that many of this websites female readers (if there are any - any readers at all - I haven't made a bean out of writing all of these articles) may wish to take issue and will doubtless be thrilled at the prospect of being able to purchase 12 months worth of blokes with broken noses and cauliflower ears.