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ECFC to hire Croat moles

In an exclusive leak to ThisIsntExeter, an unnamed source has reported that Exeter City are to employ a crack team of Croatian moles in order to dig up some molehills on the pitch at St James Park in an attempt to put off opposition goalkeepers.

The plan was hatched by ECFC top brass after watching the disastrous air-shot by England 'keeper Paul Robinson which resulted in the only time in the history of Football that Gary Neville will EVER score in an England shirt.

The pass back by the England full-back clearly hit a bobble resulting in the ball leaping over the foot of Robinson and it is believed that with the right number of moles employed, the penalty area could become a minefield. It is also hoped that this could affect the direction of many of the ECFC strikers' shots!