Local News

Don't forget the steakMen around the world are patting themselves on the back today after a orchestrating a successful valentines day last month, looking forward to tonight when they'll be greeted home with offerings of Steaks and blowjobs.

Wind breaks out across region againLittle over a week ago people were waking up to reports that there had been wind during the night, not an uncommon occurrence in some households, now it looks like we're in for a little more.

Carillion up to their old tricksWho's bright idea was it to let money-grabbing investment bankers run our schools? In the latest example of a PFI trying to claw money out of the mouths of our children Carillion have raised the prices of school meals.

You wait ages for a new radio station...It's typical isn't it. Just when you thought the local airwaves couldn't get any busier, another new local radio station opens it's doors to listeners.

Buy yourself an Auzzy pubIf you've ever fancied becoming a pub landlord, with scores of Auzzies pulling pints to line your pockets (they're bred for bar-work) then you'll be glad to hear that Exeter's Walkabout is up for sale.

Strong wind breaks windowThis morning people are waking up to the news that it was a bit windy last night, with the MET office reporting gusts of up to nearly 55mph which savaged the region.

Greedy fucking bastardsSouth West Water have yet again decided to raise water rates in the South West as part of the firm's five-year ass raping programme from 2005.

Gemini FM comes up with a good ideaThe station managers at Gemini FM have finally come up with a good idea, and are running a competition to get listeners as far out of the broadcast area as possible. Probably not a bad idea when Chris Dinnis is on.