Local News

Call centre hell holeExeter has now become the town with the most call centres in the country, with employers paying low wages and treating staff like imigrant workers.

Exeter goes sex madDancers have got blood boiling throughout the region as nearly 9 people turned out for a mass pole-dance at Exeter University.

Exe Bridges are damn uglyApparently the bridges are not pretty enough and have been dubbed one of 'the seven man made blunders of the South West' by Plymouth Professor of Architecture, Jeremy Gould.

Loony wants Dartmoor stairliftsFor years man has enjoyed the unspoiled landscape of Dartmoor, but now local nutjob Alex Murden wants a Stannah stairlift to the top of Hay Tor.

Local whingers at it againThe moaning biddies who formed Airport Concern Exeter (ACE) are now upset by FlyBe's plans to expand their opperations in our corner of the world.

Lloyds TSB hate the countrysideIt's official, Lloyds TSB has become the first bank to pull out of the Westcountry. They will be closing all branches in the region because they don't like spending money.

Postal staff ready to workThe skiving staff at the Exeter sorting office have agreed to return to work after a mass meeting with tea and those little pink wafers.

Beacon Heath is the root of postal chaosIt has been alledged that the postal strikes in Exeter were started after a workshy loafer from Beacon Heath couldn't be arsed to get up for two weeks.