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Plymouth bastards steal shoppersThe new complex at Drake Circus was designed to poach shoppers from Exeter but John Harvey, city centre manager said "I ain't affraid of them, they're shit".

Swingers meet at disused libraryAfter Devon County Council announced the closure of many libraries across the region local swingers groups have joined forces to rent the buildings for their parties.

Plymouth to lose it's hookersThe Millbay red light district is so well known there's an entry for it in the Wikipedia, but now it looks like the local workforce may be turned out on their heels.

Climate change in schoolsIn another typical example of incompetence, West Exe Young Offenders Institute has temperatures higher than those of Barbados inside the new buildings.

Viva has it's knockersThe newly refurbished Viva on the quay apparently had a visit last night from the buxom blond Lea from this years Big Brother.

Exeter has friendliest catsIn a recent survey it has been revealed that Exeter has the friendliest cats in the whole of the UK.

Tar barrels a thing of the pastIt looks like it may be the end of the Ottery Tar Barrels as the organisers are unable to get insurance cover for the event.

Owls in the fleshWhat do you know about owls? They have twisty heads, big eyes, and eat mice. Do you want to know everything else there is to know about owls (limited to, but not including, why the BBC Microcomputer used an Owl as it's mascot).