Local News

MP gets sacks examinedWhen a Sunday paper examined mop-headed MP Ben Bradshaw's bin bags outside his London home they were found to contain a human head which had been put out for recycling.

Meteor hits Cornwall: No-one noticesApparently a large meteor has impacted somewhere near Bude in Cornwall. The exact point of impact is not known however as the area was such a desolate wasteland already.

Bampton Fight NightAll day drinking is a great start to the Bampton fair. Get the drinks in and remember, no eating. It'll only soak up the booze. Our reporter spent a night on the town.

Exeter roads voted Worst in CountryExeter has won a prestigious award for the poor quality of its roads, something which Exeter County Council are very proud of.

Stop! Please!In a radical new move, the Devon and Cornwall Police Constabulary have asked for anyone thinking of committing a crime over the Christmas period to hand themselves in at the station.

Prisoners escapeDue to the purely idiotic handling of two prisoners, they escaped last night while being transfered from Exeter Prison to the police station and back again.

Suicide cows cause traffic chaosFive cows died after a mass suicide attempt on the M5 this morning. The herd were thought to be depressed after they failed to win the 'Best of Breed' award at last years Devon County Show.

Dog kidnapped by badgersThe silence of the sleepy town of Broadhembury was shattered on Friday after a vicious set of Badgers kindapped a local dog.