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ASBO's dont workExeter Crown Court heard yesterday that a man banned from drinking in any public house in the country breached his ASBO by drinking in the Jolly Porter.

Titty bar to open on the quayExeter is to get it's own full time lap dancing club as part of Bar Mambo will be turned into a Tiffany's bar.

Aliens invade SowtonThe alien horde who landed on Dartmoor have made it as far as Sowton this morning in wht is turning out to be a very low key invasion.

Bomb leaves massive crater in Burnthouse LaneA German shell from the 1942 air raids went off in Burnthouse Lane leaving major structural damage to many houses.

Carillion fail to deliver pissup in breweryThe whoremongering PFI Carillion have again proved they couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery after yet another school playing field proves unusable.

Keeping an eye on the CornishNew traffic cameras which monitor the speed of cars travelling through the Saltash Tunnel on the main route between Plymouth and Cornwall are to be used to keep an eye on those troublesome Cornish.

Unamazing spider-manIt wasn't quite Fathers for Justice, more 'pissed up dick' when firemen were called out to rescue a man trapped on the roof of the Riva nightclub.

Jackson reaches out to kidsBefore you start pulling your kids out of school you should know it's Big Brother runner-up Jermaine Jackson who will be visiting children in Barnstaple.