Dentures to be banned for pensioners
0 commentsIt seems that these days it's the nations youth that get vilified in the media for being violent thoughtless yobs with knives, but it seems to be the older generation are causing problems of their own with their pointy sharp teeth.
Sorry, I can't come to work today
0 commentsWith 1 in 4 petrol stations running out of fuel today there's no better excuse for not going to work than running out of petrol.
Are you calling my dad a pikey?
1 commentI think I speak for everyone when I say I'm shocked to hear about the rising epidemic of dole scroungers in the South West, apparently a 4% rise in unemployment between February and April of this year.
Put some clothes on love
0 commentsAh, the sun comes out in Exeter and all the 'ladies' think that overnight they've been transported to starving Africa where wearing a half torn piece of clothing made of fruit bat wings is over excessive and the rest of the tribe asks 'are you cold?!' every two seconds.
Kids muck about in playground
0 commentsAfter recent reports of the Salford Freerunners in the press we have found the latest sickening video by these urban terrorists.
Grab your pitchforks
0 commentsAs usual, our sensationalist local paper are trying to stir up trouble again, just stopping short of accusing a teacher of attempting to get schoolgirls drunk and molesting them during a school trip.
Princesshay's dirty little secret
0 commentsIf you ask anyone what they think of the Princesshay shopping centre you're bound to get a mix of opinions, but we can exclusively reveal the dirty little secret hiding behind the bright lights and shiny façades.
No pole dancing, we're British
0 commentsExeter College has turfed a student out on her ear after they deemed her pole dancing fitness regime morally corrupt, forcing her to pay for an alternate venue for her workshop.