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10 more city centre parking spaces lost in council confusionDevon County council are at it again, this time trying to confuse and frustrate drivers by changing the layouts of our roads in our fair city.

Dentures to be banned for pensionersIt seems that these days it's the nations youth that get vilified in the media for being violent thoughtless yobs with knives, but it seems to be the older generation are causing problems of their own with their pointy sharp teeth.

Sorry, I can't come to work todayWith 1 in 4 petrol stations running out of fuel today there's no better excuse for not going to work than running out of petrol.

Are you calling my dad a pikey?I think I speak for everyone when I say I'm shocked to hear about the rising epidemic of dole scroungers in the South West, apparently a 4% rise in unemployment between February and April of this year.

Put some clothes on loveAh, the sun comes out in Exeter and all the 'ladies' think that overnight they've been transported to starving Africa where wearing a half torn piece of clothing made of fruit bat wings is over excessive and the rest of the tribe asks 'are you cold?!' every two seconds.

Kids muck about in playgroundAfter recent reports of the Salford Freerunners in the press we have found the latest sickening video by these urban terrorists.

Grab your pitchforksAs usual, our sensationalist local paper are trying to stir up trouble again, just stopping short of accusing a teacher of attempting to get schoolgirls drunk and molesting them during a school trip.

Princesshay's dirty little secretIf you ask anyone what they think of the Princesshay shopping centre you're bound to get a mix of opinions, but we can exclusively reveal the dirty little secret hiding behind the bright lights and shiny façades.