You're to blame for the SDV
2 commentsStaff at the RD&E have renewed calls asking members of the public not to become ill or have accidents as a number of the wards have been shut off due to an outbreak of SDV (Shitty Death Virus).
Echo pulls out of Exeter
0 commentsIt seems that the credit crunch is not just hitting the average man in the street, if there even is such a thing, as the Express and Echo close their office in Sidwell street.
It's still not C***stmas
1 commentThe council have decided it's nearly time to start enjoying the nightmare that is the Yuletide winter solstice and have started putting up the decorations already.
Hail St. Mary
0 commentsOttery St. Mary has taken a bit of a battering in last nights sudden hail storm, leaving some places with 6 foot tall banks of hail and sludge, along with major flooding.
Echo Samurai sword ban fails
0 commentsIt seems that despite the best efforts of the monkeys at the Express & Echo, the ban on the sale of samurai swords has failed to stop people being attacked with large pointy weapons.
Look at my monumental erection
2 commentsDespite vocal opposition to the £70k monstrosity outside the gun-shop in Heavitree, the council have started work on their glass and steel erection.
Whoopsie daisy
0 commentsDevon County Council have lost a number of laptops and computers containing confidential information, and worse, pictures of school children from around the county.
Another good reason
0 commentsWhen we opened our inbox this morning we couldn't help but giggle to ourselves. It seems that the official Express & Echo website, ThisIsExeter.co.uk, has become infected with malware!