Local News

Police dump private dataFor the last couple of months the country has been stunned by the incompetence of officials as millions of records of private data on learner drivers and receivers of child benefit, but now Devon and Cornwall Police have become the latest in a sting of identity offenders.

Explosion at local post officeA postal worker at the Post Office in Clyst St Mary was startled yesterday when a package exploded in her face as it was moved.

Elevator threesome in M&SA den of sex and depravity was broken up today in Marks and Spencer's as fire-fighters assisted staff in gaining access to a threesome engaging in sexual activities in one of the store's lifts.

Council backs down over bad zebraThe new traffic lights on Cheeke Street are now up and running, although how the council came up with this bizarre 3-way action set-up is still a mystery.

Echo gets decorative swords bannedThe Express and Arsehole has today announced on it's website a victory over common sense, as the Government is expected to cave in over their publicity stunt on swords.

You turn your back for 5 minutes...Normally you have to go on a long holiday or move away for a while before returning to find out the entire shop-scape of the high street has changed, but only a month after opening, the new Virgin Megastore has vanished from Princesshay.

Echo wants soft sentancing for knife crimeWhen the Express and Echo have nothing worth reporting it seems that they trawl the internet looking for someone to hound for no good reason. This is exactly what's happened to one Exeter police officer.

Echo encourages chavtastic waste of energyAs always, houses in Exeter are starting to light up like beacons in the night, burning electricity and generally looking god-damned ugly. Does this city need any more encouragement to look tackier?