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Grassed up by glazier

A recovering heroin adict has been grassed up for growing canabis after a tradesman noticed a strange smell coming from the loft.

After exploring further, the glazier saw a medium-sized cannabis plant, 56 smaller cannabis plants, hydroponic growing equipment and cannabis leaves all over the place.

Police also found cannabis in the fridge after the unnamed glazier reported his discovery, the bastard.

The culperate has a supportive family of property developers who were sending him to work on a house in Bulgaria to avoid the Exmouth drugs scene.

According to the Echo: "Prosecutor Ann Reddrop said the cannabis had a value of around £167", which works out to be about an ounce and a half, give or take.

So what have we learned? If you're growing canabis, at least offer your window cleaner a quarter or you'll end up in Bulgaria.

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