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21/04/10 - 0 comments

On Saturday the Echo reported how the ash cloud from the Icelandic volcano was going to cost the economy 8 million pounds, rising to nearer 10 million as the week continued, however they're now saying the volcano has increased the numbers holidaying in Devon and Cornwall, calling it's "a boon for tourist trade".

Not being funny, but can you make your mind up? Is this volcano causing a nightmare scenario causing local traders to lose their houses as they can't keep up the mortgage, or are we all going to be getting gold plated toilets because of all the grockles heading our way with fist-fulls of cash?

More likely we'll end up worse off after they all fuck off home leaving us with a large expanse of coastline to clean up at our own expense. Bastards.

Oh well, now the planes are flying again you may as well get a cheap flight to somewhere nice and hope the volcano blows it's top again. You won't be able to get home, but then again you won't be able to get to work either. Happy days.

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