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0 commentsI've always believed that you lot are a right rum bunch, but now we finally have the proof, all thanks to LoveHoney.co.uk.
The online sex-toy retailer has produced a map of the UK highlighting which areas buy the most sex toys, and what types of toys they purchase.
Some of the most depraved parts of the UK are Bristol, Norwich and Lincoln, which as a whole spend over 3 times the national average on sex toys, whilst Exeter only spends 1.7 times the national average.
In the overall rankings we're the 86th sexiest place in the UK, Upminster taking the top spot with 10 times the average spend, although your shopping habits have us a little concerned. You spend 2.3 times the national average on adult DVDs, 2.1 times the average on anal sex toys, and twice the average spend on BDSM equipment.
Sexy lingerie and vibrators come a sad 8th and 9th respectively, although more worrying is that lubricant is down in 10th position.
It would seem like you all either sit at home watching porn with buttplugs up your arses, or tied to a bed or god only knows what, having strange objects thrust between your cheeks.
Just remember, there's always time for lube!
(Thanks to PemC for spotting this).
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