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And this little piggy went to university

25/06/09 - 0 comments

News outlets have been quick to announce the infection of up to 16 students at Exeter University with the H1N1 swine flu virus amongst the student population, but no-one seems to know where it came from.

The Health Protection Agency have assessed he situation and said that those involved are only 'mildly affected' and should be fine following treatments of the magical anti-flu drug Tamiflu.

It's still not clear how the students are linked, some live in halls, some off campus, and the origin of the so called 'outbreak' has not been announced so far.

We'll probably find out they all eat mystery meat of dubious sources from the same kebab shop on a pissed up night out, but at this point your guess is as good as ours.

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