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Exeter lap dancing club approved

30/04/09 - 4 comments

Common sense has prevailed as EX4 has been granted a licence for topless dancing, including private naked shows, despite opposition who claimed it would encourage human trafficking.

The decision was made last night to allow bar owner Ali Anvari to open the upper floors of EX4 as the Eden Lounge, where dancing topless is mandatory, for the women at least, creating more jobs, including dancers, bar staff and probably a few more bouncers, at a time when people really need it.

We know at least one man who'll be popping along to see if it was worth all the fuss, or if it'll just be a bunch of grim single mums trying to subsidize their child maintenance payments, so hopefully when it opens we'll have the low-down for any interested parties.

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Fucking get in. I'm dusting off my Keegan 82' shorts and my waffle shoes in anticipation already
Chrissy B - 30/04/2009 13:36
Just be careful what night you go. Ali has announced the club will be having ladies nights as well as gay nights, so you could end up watching a oiled up bloke shaking his 'stuff' in your lap.
Editor - 30/04/2009 13:44
hey edd.. what had the agony aunt got to say about it.. are you using the excuse of reporting?
Neo - 01/05/2009 17:35
Thankfully Chrissy B will be doing the time honoured tradition of testing out the lady parts in the new venue, so I'm still happily in that ambiguous grey area.
Editor - 01/05/2009 17:39
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