Let's get pissed!

05/01/09 -

Alcohol Concern is up in arms over the cheap booze available from JD Wetherspoon's pubs, which are now as cheap as £1 a pint.

Apparently you lot are a bunch of pissed up trouble makers who will just keep drinking until you fall over or you start a fight with some other pissed up twat.

Paul Dixey, manager of the Imperial, is proud of their low prices, which are the same as they were in 1989, saying: "This has to be the cheapest pint of beer in Exeter — if not Britain."

Pubs are being put in a tough position at the moment, prices of everything are on the rise so a few cheap drinks are a welcome break, but with the government planning to kill off drink discounts and promotions entirely it's not a good time to be running a pub.

We salute you Mr Wetherspoon. Make mine a double vodka and RedBull, 5 Sambuca shots and some of that funny blue shit that makes your poo go green the next morning.

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