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You're to blame for the SDV

05/11/08 - 2 comments

Staff at the RD&E have renewed calls asking members of the public not to become ill or have accidents as a number of the wards have been shut off due to an outbreak of SDV (Shitty Death Virus).

Symptoms can range from diarrhoea and vomiting to death in some extreme cases, and the public are being urged not to visit the hospital for any reason.

Elaine Hobson, director of operations at the RD&E, said: "We are concerned that despite the publicity and notices throughout the hospital site, including the entrances to affected wards, people are still coming in to see their relatives and friends".

So there you have it, if you've got severe diarrhoea, vomiting or a nasty case of the death, or you know someone who's not very well, then please don't go the the hospital. The last thing they want to see is sick people or their stupid caring friends.

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