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A stripper at a stag do?! What's the world coming to?

18/08/08 - 0 comments
Once again the Echo has completely misjudged the mood in Exeter by running a sensationalist front-page article about a stripper performing sexual acts at a stag party.

The stripper performed at the Black Horse in Longbrook Street and is said to have oiled up her heaving bussoms and apparently allowed the group to grope her, at least according to the sour faced old fuddy-duddies who wrote to Exeter City Council's licensing authority to complain about the do.

The biggest complaint the Echo readership seem to have with the event is that it wasn't widely publicised beforehand. It's also suggested that if people did not want to watch such a wanton display of boobs and glistening skin, gyrating to music as items of clothing are discarded, leaving only be described as a shimmering naked waif, grinding and, um... Sorry, what was I saying?

Oh yeah, if for some reason they didn't want to watch they could either look the other way or simply leave the bar for the duration of the perving. There's a very nice beer garden out the back so no-one should feel like these quivering mounds and undoubtedly shaven muff were being forced down their throat, except maybe the stag. That luck dog.

In an unusual twist, the Echo don't seem to have deleted all the comments from the page, their usual defence against anyone who disagrees with their editors point of view, and have left the them for all to see, even the humorous ones!

Jane, from Exeter is quick to condemn the attendees saying: "who is wrong? the lady or the males of Exeter for seizing the chance to grope someone? feel sorry for the partners and wives of these saddos? get a life."

Now I've not seen that many strippers, but from memory, they do tend to turn up with a fucking great black fella in don't-fuck-with-me boots who makes sure the girl doesn't get manhandled against her will.

We would have gotten this story up sooner, but your lowly editor was at a stag do over the weekend, alas no stripper with oiled up mammaries turned up to rub them in our faces and dry-hump our legs. Shame really.

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