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Urban dogging menace spreads

Top Shop was the site for more lift based sexual gymnastics today causing fire crews to be called to release a lone woman.

Unlike previous deviants this woman appears to have been partaking in the delights of lift-based relief by herself, although it's possible she was waiting for someone else to turn up.

M&S seems to be a bit less popular with Urban Doggers now, maybe due to the security cameras that have been erected to spy on sexy goings-on.

At least when the firemen arrived she had something to take her mind off of being left high and dry by her compadres.

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