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He must be a terrorist
When police searched the flat which had been sealed off after, they found imitation firearms and worst of all samurai swords.
The police were first called to the flat in St. Georges Road (soon to be renamed 'The Corn Exchange Road') after an amount of home-made explosive went off, injuring the hands of the 47-year-old man.
After the highly publicised campaign against fantasy weapons and their evils we can be positively sure this man was funding, if not part of an Al Qaeda super-cell.
Lynch mobs are currently being put together at the usual rally point on Heron Road.







