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No spaghetti for you, you're nicked
After babbling incoherently for 20 minutes to Costcutter staff in Whipton, police escorted Keith Frith, 52, to his bus, warning him about his behaviour, where the rebel-without-a-clue refused to sit down, which he was arrested for.
Only 3 days later police were called to a charity shop in Heavitree where Mr Frith was banging against parked cars and asking shop staff for spaghetti bolognese.
Our boy was obviously still hungry, as after he was arrested and taken to the cop shop he asked the custody sergeant for fish and chips.
Frith said he went on his mammoth bender after he had been served with an eviction notice by his landlord.
He said: "I went on the drink for about five or six days. I've come off it now." He went on to ask for a large doner with extra chilis.







