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We're number 1!
Whilst our teenagers are the biggest producers of the future dole queue scroungers the rest of the UK is actually seeing a decrease in uneducated teens who don't know their way around contraception.
Hazel Ball, director of community and environment for Exeter City Council said Exeter was "producing a new generation of deprived children."
The most buns in the oven were in the Priory ward, with Exwick chasing close on it's tail, so if you live in those areas you'd be well within your rights to lock up your daughters and castrating that idiot of a boyfriend of hers. Alternatively give your son a firm handshake and get him into hiding before CSA get on to him.
The three-year average of under-18 conceptions from 2003-2005 was 265 in Exeter, meaning about 80 girls a year are getting themselves (OK, they probably had some help - Ed) up the duff.
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