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You filthy dirty slags you

It's come to our attention that the vast majority of you lot are filthy, dirty sex crazed animals. Figures released from the RD&E show that cases of chlamydia and gonorrhoea on the increase.

Whilst this can probably be explained by the coked up antics of the student population, the rest of you really should know better.

From 2005 until 2006 there has been an 85 percent increase in diagnoses of chlamydia and a 24 percent increase in gonorrhoea by fellas who can't keep it in their pants and girls who can't keep their knickers from resting around their ankles.

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