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KFC: Still shit

Having reported 3 weeks ago that staff had managed to get an order correct, only to be let down by the equipment that makes drinks, we can reveal that the staff are back to completely missing out items from orders once again.

I'm sure some of you will be thinking "Why do you keep going back if you hate them so much?" and you'd be right to say that, but as one of the only out-of-town eateries in the area that hasn't closed early to go and watch the rugby, it's hard to find a substitute. Besides, it's a kind of guilty pleasure. We know the birds are possibly not cared for as well as they could be, but those fillet towers are just irresistible.

OK so today they missed out a piece of greasy chicken from our Fully Loaded meal, which to be honest was much less messy without it, but the fact that we still aren't getting what we've paid for is a major bug-bear.

I think they need Gordon Ramsay in to sort the place out, but then he'd probably bulldoze the place and build a proper restaurant. Thinking about it, that's probably not a bad idea.