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Making it worth your while

Whilst most people are aware that the overly commercialised Valentine's day is fast approaching as we see shop windows filling with cards and flowers, but not so many are aware of March 14th's significance.

Having decided that Valentines day had become a farce and men get very little out of a heart shaped card and flowers International Steak and Blowjob Day was born. The idea is simple, on March 14th, a month after Valentines so it's easy to remember, women get a chance to show how much they love their fellas in a way that they'll appreciate, and lets face it, how much easier could we make it?

No need to remember that thing that we mentioned in passing once when we were in town 6 months ago, no need to ask all our friends what our taste in whatever is like, just give us a steak and some downstairs kisses.

This doesn't mean that the guys can sit back, relax and expect sloppy kisses in their trouser department, oh no. To have a good Steak and Blowjob day, you need to ensure that the ladies have a good Valentine's day. You'll still be running around like a blue-assed fly trying to find that perfect something that will make her day, but at least you'll be getting something out of it too this year.

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