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KFC staff get order right

Diners were shocked today when a the staff at the Kentucky Fried Chicken in the Rydon Lane Retail Park provided a customer with what he had ordered.

"Normally when I go there I expect the staff to get the order completely wrong" said Mr Gibbs. "I was amazed when I opened my lunch and found everything I had asked for."

The drive through staff are usually completely inept at providing diners with the correct food, normally substituting fillets for towers, or simply not including everything paid for, so it's odd that they got everything right.

A spokesman for the eatery said that "the staff member in question was new to the company and was unaware of our unsatisfactorily low standards. This was a one of incident and measure will be put in place to ensure this does not happen again."

It should be noted that the drinks were watered down and tasted like week old stale piss, so it looks like they're well on the way to losing all but the most desperate of diners.