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The invasion has begun!

01/01/08
As we write this article invasion forces are entering Exeter from every direction. The air is filled with mortar fire which began around midnight.

From our bunker in the city, the surrounding scene is of fire in the skies of Exeter for the first time since the blitz.

Rumour has it that those Plymouth bastards have mustered a full scale attack on the city centre. Sirens reign through the night as the emergency force seem unable to quell the enemy attack.

We advise you stay in your homes and we will bring you more updates on this later on today.

Keep doors locked and don't trust anyone. Where's Jack Bauer when you need him...?

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