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Some good comes from Adrian Rogers

Our local loony lefty Exeter GP Dr Adrian Rogers is often touted as a completely useless waste of DNA, but as this picture shows some good can come out of even the most vapid of organisms.

Jane Rogers, daughter of the beast, is pictured frolicked in her bikini during a training trip for their expedition to the North West Passage next spring. You should note that apparently the calendar has "all secondary sexual areas are fully covered", although there's no mention of the primary ones, so you still might get to see Ms. Rogers' north-west passage.

Mr. Rogers is also sending the calendars of his nubile and scantily clad daughter to his gentleman friends. "I have bought 20 of the calendars for friends for Christmas" he said.

With Jane on the team are Cat Vincent and Vicky Stuart, of London, who will all be going to carry out vital research into the effects of global warming on Arctic ice floes, although we don't think they'll be doing the whole trip in bikinis.

Dr Rogers, a well-known campaigner for family values, said: "You will note the cause is good, the girls are pretty

"My view is that this promotes healthy heterosexual values, along with important research about global warming".

The calendar is available from nwpecalendar@yahoo.co.uk - lesbians need not apply.

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