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More lift shenanigans

A family were stuck in one of the new Princesshay car park lifts on Saturday and had to phone for emergency services to come and rescue them.

This is yet another case of lift based lunacy, this time it wasn't caused by randy old ladies, although it's possible that they had been using the lift previously.

Exeter's lack of decently tall buildings has been hampering sexual deviants as you can never get a long enough ride before a shop assistant burst in on you on your knees fellating your best girl.

This lift was eventually opened after talks with the engineers who fitted the lift, who were luckily still on site polishing off the final parts of Princesshay, which may be finished by this time next year, but probably not.

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