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Plymouth Uni to offer laziness courses

With UK universities offering courses in belly dancing, science fiction and David Beckham, the University of Plymouth has announced a new degree in laziness.

The university was most recently in the press for it's courses in surfing, but this education in loafing is a new milestone for the institution.

The course will include placements as petrol station attendants, music store staff, freelance photography and webdesign as part of the degree. There will be little coursework, although there will be extra credit available if it's done last minute and looks a bit rushed.

There are rumours that the university will be hosting a mid-term luau for this years new students, although anyone that can be bothered to turn up will get marks deducted.