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Stop burning fossil fuels

We are today launching a campaign to stop the use of fossil fuels. By wiping out these polluting fuels we can cut the amount of carbon produced every year.

Power stations are burning coal and gas to create electricity for household use, and cars and other motor vehicles are burning petroleum all across the world creating massive pollution.

If we can stop the use of cars and stop people from using electricity completely then we could effectively cut out carbon emissions altogether.

Friends of the Earth's director, Tony Juniper, said: "It's astonishing that despite all the Government's promises, UK carbon dioxide emissions continue to rise, and are higher than when Labour came to power in 1997."

So turn off that computer, turn out all the lights, turn off your TV or radio, unplug that phone and stop being such a good consumer. In fact, by reading this website you are destroying this planet. You bastard.

Stop driving to work, don't even get the bus as they belch out great plumes of smoke into the environment. Try walking somewhere for a change, in fact don't even do that, if you get exhausted you'll start breathing out carbon dioxide too!

Even eating food from the supermarket or local store, that has been transported into the town in gert big lorries, is responsible for further noxious emissions.

So stop reading this, go take the fuses out of the fusebox and sit in the dark and wait for death to come. It's for the children.

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