Elderly couple in lift sex games
0 commentsThe lifts in Marks and Spenser are yet again the focus of controversy after another couple have been found 'at it' between floors.
Back in January two gentlemen were discovered together and now fire crews have been called to extract two senior citizens who became stuck in the lifts.
The couple were released from the third floor, uninjured, but this follows another incident where a woman was discovered by herself in the lusty lift. One theory states that the lift is being used for Urban Dogging.
Small tools were used in both instances, although why these sex-crazed addicts are choosing M&S to feed their deviant needs is still unknown.
A spokesman from Marks and Spencer said that security cameras were being considered as a deterrent, although it may just encourage those of a more exhibitionist nature.
This is not just sex in a lift, this is M&S sex in a lift.
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