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Exeter gets worse for job seekers

Whilst most people head over to the Job centre or pick up a Wednesday Echo these days more and more people are turning to the internet to solve their employment problems and finding the answer involves removing their clothes.

Take these two entrepreneurial girls from Hungary. They are age 24 and 25 and looking for summer jobs as housekeepers with live-in possibilities. They are also very "smiley persons" and can start in July.

If they don't have much joy in the housekeeping market they could always check out this opportunity, although you should be warned, "there simply isn't a market for topless work any more; all our projects involve full nudity". I'm not sure our Hungarian friends will be so keen.

They could try being a receptionist, but these guys want someone with fellatio experience. It looks like you can't get away from the burgeoning Exeter sex industry.

Other than that it looks like courses in Pole Dancing could could be a good fallback.

Don't you just love looking for jobs here.

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