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John Lewis to pull out of Exeter

Client Logic staff will soon be waking up to the news that John Lewis Direct will be pulling out leaving them all without jobs.

Today the Echo were at the Dix's Field buildings "sniffing around for a scoop" according to our sources, although company policy tells them not to talk to the press at all. Instead, they all just drooled at them, making retarded mutterings if they approached. No real change there then.

Apparently the Echo weren't very impressed and went away without any information to print. They'll probably just make up a story based on rumour and speculation as usual then.

Our source, however, was much more forthcoming:

"They just announced the leave, and didn't do much else. Apparently they offered employees a relocation to Glasgow, but that's all".

Pretty standard for Clientlogic really. Zero job security and run by chimps.

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