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Post Office staff fuck off home

Postal collections in Exeter have gone to shit after around 50 staff walked out from the sorting office today after a pay dispute.

It's thought that the workers were simply pissed off at crap working conditions and shite pay and had had enough. As a result the postal service has been disrupted throughout the entire city.

In real terms this means that junk mail will drop considerably and that birthday present for Aunty Betty, you know, the one with the big rubber pants, isn't going to get there in time.

The Post Office has responded by saying "We're not going to give in to those leaches, everyone uses email now anyway. Who needs them".

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