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Grockles, bloody everywhere

You thought you'd seen the back of them, but the sunny bank holiday weekend has brought the buggers out in droves.

Grockles from all over the place have been sighted throughout Devon and surrounding areas, stealing all our glorious sunshine and and drinking our precious cider.

Exeter town centre was swimming with them, milling about and going no-where in particular, whilst on the quay they had the decency to try and drown themselves in the river.

With the grockle season coming to a close things should be quieting down soon, before those all those god-damn students come back again.