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Unamazing spider-man

It wasn't quite Fathers for Justice, more 'pissed up dick' when firemen were called out to rescue a man trapped on the roof of the Riva nightclub.

He was rescued from the dangerous heights of 9ft after his foot went through the roof and impeded his crime-fighting crusade.

After a slap on the wrists and an £80 fine the webslinger was free to go.

Remember, alcohol makes you cool, so get pissed and go kill yourselves kids!

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