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Big night out

Police and security firms are getting ready to beat up drunken revelers and steal the change from their pockets as Exeter prepairs to get hammered.

Inspector Andy Tomlinson, in charge of 'beat' officers in the city, warned that those who got completely legless may not wake up in one peice.

Shiney new truncheons and nightsticks are the flavour of the day, and if you're lucky, maybe even a little tazering.

To avoid the madness this year, we reccomened staying in with a bottle of sherry and arguing with your nan. She's got a fair old reach, but she's not as spritely as she used to be.

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