Letters to the Editor

The sun is out, the breasts are shining

Is something wrong? Are you in bed ill? It's a lovely warm spring monday today - and yet there is not a sign of your annual "tit-monday" article upon your corner of the interweb. Perhaps you are out obtaining photographic evidence?

Good lad.

Capn Ahab

Well, it's like this 'ere you see, your lowly Ed has not quite managed to quit the day job yet, and it's for this reason that he's trapped in an office, under fluorescent lights and a dodgy air conditioning unit, instead of being out on the cathedral green trying to spot a lesser covered tit or two.

That and I'd get a good, hard wallop from our Agony Aunt.

- The Editor