Letters to the Editor

Got any spare change?

Well, I'm not sure if you want a job here at TIE towers, or just a job in general, so we're going to assume the first one.

The next questions that spring to mind are what are you prepared to do and how much are you willing to be paid? Our agony aunt is doing a cracking line in cakes at the moment, so could we interest you in payment in sponge-cake?

We do need a creche and or a cleaner, have you an interest in daycare or refuse collection?

Alternatively, if it's more of a journalistic position you're after we're more than happy to accept stories for publication from anyone and everyone if the story is suitable (and sometimes even if it's not).

- The Editor