Letters to the Editor

Short and sweet.

Where's all this snow then?

Mr Cold.

Well, here in TIE Towers we did see at least 17 flakes of snow this morning, but that was about it. So much for the 'major disruption' that we had all been forecast.

We were hoping to stay in bed today and tell everyone we'd been snowed in. If Pip Schofield can manage it then I was sure we could get away with it, but alas, not a single inch of ground coverage.

More snow please!

Update: We have now found the missing cold white stuff.

- The Editor