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Fastest fingers first
Dear Ed,
I went straight to your organ after hearing about the Princesshay bombs. You didn't disappoint me. Congratulations on your speedy journalism-type thing,
Yours Sinbad McCaffrey.
We're amazed, and frankly somewhat scared to find we're actually being used as a reliable news source for this kind of thing, but we're just glad we can be of service.
- The Editor