Letters to the Editor

Fastest fingers first

Dear Ed,

I went straight to your organ after hearing about the Princesshay bombs. You didn't disappoint me. Congratulations on your speedy journalism-type thing,

Yours Sinbad McCaffrey.

We're amazed, and frankly somewhat scared to find we're actually being used as a reliable news source for this kind of thing, but we're just glad we can be of service.

- The Editor