Letters to the Editor

Television X

Dear Points Of View,

Why oh why oh why do you insist on broadcasting correspondence from people with nothing better to do with their time than complain? I mean, they should mind their own business and let the rest of us watch "Hot Housewife Special" on Television X in peace.

Yours sincerely,

Major Lee Steeff.

Well, I'm afraid I'm no Terry Wogan but we have forwarded your concerns on to the BBC on your behalf.

To be honest, with the advent of the internet, we're surprised you can't find enough pornography to fulfil your base needs. I'm guessing you have some extreme fetish like this, this or event this which is simply not catered for you by normal telly.

We hope these links help.

- The Editor