Letters to the Editor

An interesting perspective

Living nearby in Crediton I don't have much call to visit Exeter. Though people there have heads in the middle of their chests and the pavements are covered in free manure for my roses, it is too exciting for me. Crediton has the best butchers in England.

Put that in your pipe you city-slicker,

yours Sinbad McCaffrey

Well, how can I reply best to our inbred cousin here?

We're sorry to hear that life in the big city is too much for you to take, I'm sure a nice walk by the river or a picnic in the cathedral green would help mellow out your day, although you may want to stuff some horse shit down your pants to give you that homely smell.

The best butchers is in Crediton you say? I can wholeheartedly reccomend the butchers here in Longbrook Street as the best bacon sarnie makers for a lunch time kind of thing, so why not come and sample their wares and see if they meet your obviously high standards.

Does anyone else know a better butchers? Send your nominations for the Best Butcher in Exeter to the usual address.

- The Editor